Paula Deen’s fake Maryland crab cakesJuly 18, 2009
When I typed “worst crab cake” into Google, the number one response was this from the horrible Paula Deen.
This is not a Maryland crab cake. Ritz crackers, Paula Deen? You’re a Ritz cracker.
What the hell does “favorite dipping sauce” mean? That’s not a recipe.
1 pound crabmeat, picked free of shells
1/3 cup crushed crackers (recommended: Ritz)
3 green onions (green and white parts), finely chopped
1/2 cup finely chopped bell pepper
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1 teaspoon dry mustard
1/2 lemon, juiced
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon salt
Dash cayenne pepper
Flour, for dusting
1/2 cup peanut oil
Favorite dipping sauce, for serving